Week In Review

A quick recap of the past 7 days in the world of sports....
American Floyd Landis won the Tour De France. This makes 8 years in a row that an American has won the race. And this time the French do not have Lance Armstrong to accuse of doping.
Ricky Williams broke his arm in a CFL game. The Toronto Argonauts say he will be out at least 4 weeks. They better keep a close eye on him, since we all know what Ricky does to relax in his free time.
Tiger Woods won the British Open. I still insist that Golf is not a sport, so it should not even be a news item.
Some 21 year old won the World Series of Poker. That is definately not a sport, so I will not even name the guy.
Tye Law has signed a 5 year deal with the Chiefs. Its amazing that someone with that much unused talent is unable to hold a job.
A San Fransisco Grand Jury has decided to not indict Barry Bonds on a variety of charges. Instead they ended thier term and will simply pass the problem on to the next Grand Jury. Kinda like taking time out to change pitchers before letting him walk.
Bengals DT Matthias Askew was arrested after a parking violation and altercation which resulted in police using a taser on him. Askew is the 4th Bengals player arrested in as many months. Oh, the jokes are just too easy now, so I will not even bother. Just add your own punchline.
Yeah.. it was a pretty slow week.