A Baylor University assistant football coach was cited early Sunday after he allegedly urinated on the bar at Scruffy Murphy’s, a Waco bar frequented by Baylor students.
Waco Police Department spokesman Steve Anderson said that Eric Schnupp, Baylor’s offensive line/tight ends coach, was issued a citation at 2:20 a.m. for disorderly conduct-reckless exposure, a misdemeanor.
Danny Severe, a bartender at Scruffy Murphy’s, 1226 Speight Ave., said the incident happened around closing time as employees were getting people out of the bar.
Schnupp had been drinking for a couple hours, Severe said, when an employee saw Schnupp urinating on one end of the bar. Police officers were already at the bar for an unrelated incident, Severe said.
“While we were kicking everybody out, he apparently thought that nobody was looking and whipped it out and (urinated) on the bar,” Severe said. “He tried to deny it, but there was definitely a puddle and there was no one else around him.”
Severe said that Schnupp got a ride home after police issued the citation. (Congrats to the authorities for making sure this idiot did not get behind the wheel of a car!)
The sad part is, this clown probobly wonders why he is nothing more than an assistant coach at a small-time program like Baylor, and his career is going nowhere. Then again, coaching at a program like Baylor just might be enough to drive a man to drink.
And now we all understand why some places place an instructional sign beside the urinals!
Note: For obvious reasons, I decided against using any images with this article. For once, good taste wins out.
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